<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1505152212352815050</id><updated>2011-07-07T13:18:10.915-07:00</updated><category term='blog-related'/><category term='politics'/><category term='life'/><title type='text'>I Promise Not to Swear</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ipromisenottoswear.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1505152212352815050/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ipromisenottoswear.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Ann</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://www.ornamentalillness.com/bloggerimages/profilephoto.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1505152212352815050.post-3502067260972395149</id><published>2010-05-16T09:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-05-16T09:23:09.150-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blog-related'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='life'/><title type='text'>Back to the Future, Forward to the Past</title><content type='html'>I found out how to use WordPress on my own site, so instead of publishing to Blogger, I decided to keep it inhouse. Blog moved again: &lt;a href="http://ornamentalillness.com/words/"&gt;http://ornamentalillness.com/words&lt;/a&gt;. But I really don't have time for this anymore, as you'll see why.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1505152212352815050-3502067260972395149?l=ipromisenottoswear.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1505152212352815050/posts/default/3502067260972395149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1505152212352815050/posts/default/3502067260972395149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ipromisenottoswear.blogspot.com/2010/05/back-to-future-forward-to-past.html' title='Back to the Future, Forward to the Past'/><author><name>Ann</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://www.ornamentalillness.com/bloggerimages/profilephoto.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1505152212352815050.post-9144293705140762094</id><published>2010-04-15T07:26:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-04-15T07:28:08.421-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='life'/><title type='text'>Meteor</title><content type='html'>I thought it was a plane light. Then a car light reflection. But that didn't make sense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=http://host.madison.com/news/local/article_e9bce742-4847-11df-8158-001cc4c03286.html&gt;story&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Posted using &lt;a href="http://sharethis.com"&gt;ShareThis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1505152212352815050-9144293705140762094?l=ipromisenottoswear.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1505152212352815050/posts/default/9144293705140762094'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1505152212352815050/posts/default/9144293705140762094'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ipromisenottoswear.blogspot.com/2010/04/share.html' title='Meteor'/><author><name>Ann</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://www.ornamentalillness.com/bloggerimages/profilephoto.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1505152212352815050.post-8377984455966771308</id><published>2010-03-28T11:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-28T11:20:14.934-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Ewwww....Bush Wipes</title><content type='html'>OK, that sounds nasty, but not as rude as what Shrubby does to Bill...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Golz1zoCZSk&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Golz1zoCZSk&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What...does he think no one would see that?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My dog has better manners than that. At least when he wipes his face or his butt, he doesn't do it on the other dog.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1505152212352815050-8377984455966771308?l=ipromisenottoswear.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1505152212352815050/posts/default/8377984455966771308'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1505152212352815050/posts/default/8377984455966771308'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ipromisenottoswear.blogspot.com/2010/03/ewwwwbush-wipes.html' title='Ewwww....Bush Wipes'/><author><name>Ann</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://www.ornamentalillness.com/bloggerimages/profilephoto.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1505152212352815050.post-1249013180397377883</id><published>2010-03-27T08:08:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-27T08:08:09.072-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>Hypocrite!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"&gt;Just heard a soundbite from the The &lt;strike&gt;Half-wit&lt;/strike&gt; Half-term Governor of Alaska referring to the "Lamestream Media."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"&gt;LAME-stream media? This is from someone who blew a gasket when Rahm Emanuel said "retarded." (But not when Limbaugh did)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; min-height: 14.0px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"&gt;So mentally disabled people are off limits, but crippled people aren't?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1505152212352815050-1249013180397377883?l=ipromisenottoswear.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1505152212352815050/posts/default/1249013180397377883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1505152212352815050/posts/default/1249013180397377883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ipromisenottoswear.blogspot.com/2010/03/hypocrite.html' title='Hypocrite!'/><author><name>Ann</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://www.ornamentalillness.com/bloggerimages/profilephoto.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1505152212352815050.post-7868097009270244020</id><published>2010-03-11T16:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-11T16:59:42.547-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><title type='text'>After Trying to Have a Political Conversation with a Naked Man...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tYGbqmd1Ppo/S5mRt5i6CMI/AAAAAAAAAko/07BfrlVuZE4/s1600-h/ticklememassa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tYGbqmd1Ppo/S5mRt5i6CMI/AAAAAAAAAko/07BfrlVuZE4/s320/ticklememassa.jpg" width="216" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Relax with a Tickle Me Massa toy!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1505152212352815050-7868097009270244020?l=ipromisenottoswear.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1505152212352815050/posts/default/7868097009270244020'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1505152212352815050/posts/default/7868097009270244020'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ipromisenottoswear.blogspot.com/2010/03/after-trying-to-have-political.html' title='After Trying to Have a Political Conversation with a Naked Man...'/><author><name>Ann</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://www.ornamentalillness.com/bloggerimages/profilephoto.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tYGbqmd1Ppo/S5mRt5i6CMI/AAAAAAAAAko/07BfrlVuZE4/s72-c/ticklememassa.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1505152212352815050.post-5919866934582294125</id><published>2010-03-06T06:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-06T06:43:53.560-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blog-related'/><title type='text'>Beware the "Ideas of March"</title><content type='html'>This is the time of year I get antsy. I have more ideas than I have time to create them. Someone once described it as the world isn't moving fast enough for me. I hope I don't regret creating this blog, or going back to blogging all together after taking 10 months off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I stayed up all night working on this design. It isn't done...I want to add something else. Sure &amp;nbsp;it's graphic intensive...um...that's what I do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The images are my animals. I wanted to incorporate them from my former blog. I was playing around with some Filter Forge Filters, modifying the images. I wanted them to appear out of a hatch, but it looks more submarine-like. A Verdigris Submarine.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1505152212352815050-5919866934582294125?l=ipromisenottoswear.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1505152212352815050/posts/default/5919866934582294125'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1505152212352815050/posts/default/5919866934582294125'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ipromisenottoswear.blogspot.com/2010/03/beware-ideas-of-march.html' title='Beware the &quot;Ideas of March&quot;'/><author><name>Ann</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://www.ornamentalillness.com/bloggerimages/profilephoto.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
